Category Archives: Festivals
Did you all know that Asparagus originally was neither a VEGETABLE………! A FRUIT………!, or A NUT…!
Nope—it was a MINERAL–like GOLD!
“AAHHHH”… Continue reading
The Asparagus Family Circus show was commissioned by the Stockton Asparagus festival for their center stage Continue reading
UPSIDE DOWN, DOUBLE RUBBLE BUBBLE BANANA CREAM PIE
Welcome, everyone, to Bananaland–We’re here to entertain ya… Continue reading
Once upon a time on a tiny green planet
The LEAN GREEN QUEEN stole everyone’s heart
She was stalky, and lovely, and POWERFUL
And a Businesswoman who was super smart!
(SHE: YOU’RE FIRED!!)… Continue reading