Banana Festival

UPSIDE DOWN, DOUBLE RUBBLE BUBBLE BANANA CREAM PIE

Welcome, everyone, to Bananaland–We’re here to entertain ya
Yo, Bananafans and Bananafiles–We got Bananamania!

Now Bananas and I go way, way back–They’re the staple of this spider
I even designed their WEB page
(shoot silly string) –Yeah—I’m a Banana Insider
So YOU and YOU- and –YOU- and -YOU, Come along with me, LET’S GO!

By the time I’m through you’ll -know -more -about -Bananas
Than- you- ever –thought- you -wanted -to -know!

(2 LINES OF MUSIC, turn left, turn right THEN PUNCHLINE):
What’re we talkin’ about?  What can’t we live without?
BANANAS!!!

In fact, the first GOLD RUSH was NOT about the gold mineral, but about the GOLDEN FRUIT!  And when the banana-eating frenzy left the streets of San Francisco STREWN with SLOPPY, SLIPPERY, SLITHERY remains,… the result was the FIRST GARBAGE CAN, followed by the FIRST GARBAGE MAN!  …

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